On Batman’s reaction to me testing positive for chlamydia… If he tests positive there is no way in hell he got it from me. I tested negative around the time I was seeing him, and the only other people I slept with before him was my ex and E. My ex wasn’t sleeping with anyone but me and hadn’t for more than two years. He’d also tested negative after he started seeing me. E tested negative two months ago (so several months after we had sex). So if Batman tests positive it’s more likely that he gave it to me than the other way around.

So yeah, he’s got no reason to be pissed off!