I’ve been talking with Bouncer Dude on the internet, and I told Tony this.

“You know he just want to get laid, right?” he said.

“Now you’re sounding like my dad,” I said. “He claims that all my male friends just wanna get laid.”

“I don’t,” Tony said…

“Well, no, but that’s just cos it wasn’t any good,” I said.

“True,” he agreed.